Recent Similes

A, watching her baby brother sleeping: Wook at those wong eyewashes Mama. They're as wong as a muskrat's whiskers.

B, playing in the tub: I'm fwoating wike a bubble!

A, singing merrily: I'm as happy as a whistle!

B, trying to trace her hand, but unfortunately some of the fingers turned out to be bloated sausages: Wook Mama, dese fingers are as big as your belly is going to be before the baby comes!